Are we going to have Sports Utility Sedans now?!?!?!

"Tapas" (tapas) 04/20/2018 at 14:46 • Filed to: None

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This is the newly leaked Mercedes-Maybach.

For the love of all that is holy in this world - DO NOT BRING THIS CONCEPT TO PRODUCTION!

Mind you, Mercedes continues to lie to us by calling this an SUV.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 14:53

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Both of these were abominations when new but now are beloved new classics. Ok the Suzuki maybe less so lol.

Dasupersprint - base trim is enough > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 14:54

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At least they don’t call it a coupe

scoob > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 14:54

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Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 14:54

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Kinjad

xyzabc > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 14:55

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“SUV Utility” is the “Two-Tone Paint and Tail Fins” of the late 1950's /1960's.

Wacko > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 14:56

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Oh oh, the Trunkification thing is catching on.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 14:56

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OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/20/2018 at 15:01

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Wacko 04/20/2018 at 15:02

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I know it’s supposed to be tongue-in-cheek but it still made me cringe. Especially since it’s the Legacy.

Tapas > Wacko 04/20/2018 at 15:02

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This is bullshit. Just put a partition in the cargo area of the SUV.

Instead of riding the SUV popularity wave to sell their competent Cross-overs, which are similar to SUVs (but not the same!); Subaru chose to sell its sedan as an SUV rival?

The world doesn’t make sense anymore.

Tapas > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 04/20/2018 at 15:04

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There are classic cars that I hate as well.

Them gaining classic car status is proof that some people have incredibly strange tastes.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/20/2018 at 15:04

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OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/20/2018 at 15:07

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/20/2018 at 15:12

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OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/20/2018 at 15:14

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/20/2018 at 15:16

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shop-teacher > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 15:26

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We’ve had utility sedans hatchbacks for a while now. They’re called CUV’s

bhtooefr > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 15:39

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Well, the Stutz Bear was already a thing:

(That’s a Suburban.)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 16:00

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winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 16:00

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Subaru’s marketing department is on as many drugs as they can find now so they can just kill off sedans

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 16:02

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Subaru made it big before all these dumb luxury companies got on the bandwagon

His Stigness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/20/2018 at 16:36

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I’m going to need what the hell that is from.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > His Stigness 04/20/2018 at 16:39

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2016/mar/14/donald-trump-protester-stage-ohio-rally-video

His Stigness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/20/2018 at 16:44

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Poor planning leads to poor execution.

Also, he looks like he’s about to pass out. But he is the healthiest.

HA!

Future next gen S2000 owner > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 16:44

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They’ve more or less tried it before.

ttyymmnn > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 16:47

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Tapas > ttyymmnn 04/20/2018 at 17:36

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HAHAHAHA is this real?

6000 SUX? :D

Six Thousand Sucks?! lol

Tapas > Future next gen S2000 owner 04/20/2018 at 17:39

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A sedan with higher suspension is one thing.

But this concept looks like a Mercedes got stung by a bee to become this misshapen blob, or a monster car escaping a horrid cross-breeding experiment.

ttyymmnn > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 17:40

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It’s from the original Robocop movie.

Textured Soy Protein > Tapas 04/20/2018 at 17:58

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Tapas > ttyymmnn 04/20/2018 at 18:43

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Gotcha :)

Tapas > Textured Soy Protein 04/20/2018 at 18:44

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This isn’t as bad as the concept.